Faux Enemies – Part III: Dominating the Domains
June 27, 2008 at 12:00 pm | In Bryan, Faux Enemies, sarah | 3 CommentsBefore the dishes, before the stemware, before the extra toaster THEY DO NOT NEED, there is one very important registry that cannot be overlooked.
The domain registry.
So what happens when Bryan and Sarah meet their match?
Sarah: ok
Sarah: WAIT!
Bryan: Wha…?
Sarah: sarahandbryan.com is taken
Bryan: Oh shoot my caboot!
Sarah: I looked it up the other week and it was availabke
Bryan: Oh damn.
Bryan: That sucks.
Sarah: BAH
Bryan: Bah indeed.
Sarah: The page is empty! They don’t even use it
Bryan: That’s bull-honkey.
Sarah: Well Bryan Tinsley of Boone NC who owns sarahandbryan.com and does not use
it, fuck you right in the ear.
Sarah: Boone is a town of like 1,000 people
Sarah: It’s near where my Aunt Deana has her glass studio
Sarah: I should have her go shake him down for the domain
Bryan: How many “sarahandbryan” websites are there?!
Bryan: We should do “sarahsandbryano.com”
Bryan: Most people won’t be typing that into their webbrowser anyways, they’ll just
follow a link we send.
Sarah: The Go Daddy suggestions are hilarious
Sarah: BryanSausage.com $599.00*
Sarah: BryanSpeedway.com $549.00*
Sarah: SARAHANDBRYANBLOG.COM $9.99*/yr
Sarah: WAIT!
Sarah: THEsarahandbryan is available
Bryan: BINGO!
Sarah: WE CAN BE THE DEFINITIVE SARAH AND BRYAN
Bryan: Make sure our faux enemies know who the REAL mofo’s are.
Bryan: Indeed!
Sarah: THE REST ARE IMPOSTORS!
Bryan: BAH-HA!
Sarah: Is it wrong that I just gleefully laughed in the face of our faux enemies?
Bryan: No, it’s not wrong if we mock and provoke our faux enemies.
Sarah: Hm, you know Sarahandbryan.net is available, but that sounds a little lame.
Bryan: .net is fine by me, but if you’d rather be more fashionnable with the .com, I like
the idea of THEsarahandbryan.com
Bryan: Maybe people will get confused with that dufus from middle-of-Nowhere NC
and buy us wedding presents, thinking he and faux enemy Sarah are getting
hitched.
Sarah: Bryan of NC has had that domain since 2002. Maybe their relationship fizzled.
Bryan: HA!
Bryan: We win.
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You mean that there are other Sarah and Bryan’s out there! Who knew!
Comment by Mom — June 28, 2008 #
Who needs real enemies when you have faux enemies. Anyway, don’t complain, it just means more presents, toasters, blenders, margarita makers, etc.
Comment by Rose — June 29, 2008 #
I will be happy to take my brass knuckes up there, along with my enforcer Sal–Sal Monella.
Actually, Boone’s a pretty big town(15,000 people year-round, not including summer people or students)with a decent university, Appalachian State, which has around 16,000 students.
So what DO you want for wedding gifts? It seems that the soft rustle of $$$ is always appreciated…
Comment by deana blanchard — July 30, 2008 #