The Sarah and Bryan

Before the dishes, before the stemware, before the extra toaster THEY DO NOT NEED, there is one very important registry that cannot be overlooked.

The domain registry.

So what happens when Bryan and Sarah meet their match?

Sarah: BTW

Bryan: ?

Sarah: Bryanandsarah.com is registered

Sarah: we can get sarahandbryan.com

Bryan: Oh shoot. Thought you had grabbed it.

Sarah: http://bryanandsarah.com/

Bryan: Of course, get it if you think we might need it.

Sarah: we might

Bryan: I am bored by this couple on bryansarah.com.

Bryan: He’s worked at “FactSect” way too long to be interesting.

Sarah: Man

Sarah: This Bryan and Sarah seem much more interesting.

Sarah: They went to Guatamala.

Bryan: Who cares?

Bryan: They look boring. They work boring jobs.

Bryan: I can’t get any of their pictures to blow up.

Bryan: I bet they aren’t as good looking as we are.

Bryan: We should start a competitive web page with them and see who can out

BRYANANDSARAH Bryan and Sarah.

Bryan: I bet we’d win.

Sarah: LOL

Sarah: Now I think they might be brother and sister

Sarah: because there is a picture from “Sarah and Tae’s” wedding

Sarah: And ‘Tae’ would be an odd nickname for ‘Bryan’

Bryan: Oh weird. Why would you do a webpage like that with your sister?

Bryan: Also, this pictures would be SUPER creepy to take with your sister:

http://bryanandsarah.com/Content/Top 100 Pics of the Year/index.html

Bryan: If I ever had pictures like that of my brother on a website, it might create some

cause for concern in my family.

Sarah: There is one called “Oh Brother Where Art Thou”

Sarah: so yeah

Sarah: Brother and sister

Sarah: I don’t think I could work with my sister

Bryan: They work at the same company?!

Bryan: Ew!

Sarah: Lara would stab me in a week.

Sarah: And probably deservedly so

Bryan: Ahahahahaha.

Bryan: Cohn and I wouldn’t last a day working with one another, either.

Sarah: Maybe. Or people would just call you guys the wrong name all the time

Sarah: since you’re “twins”

Bryan: Oh, that would go over well.

Bryan: “Hey! Are you guys TWINS?!”

Bryan: <stab stab stab>

Bryan: “No.”

Sarah: LOL

Sarah: Now I am starting to be slightly envious of this pairing

Sarah: All nature and happiness pictures

Bryan: Ha.

Sarah: None of them facedown in a pile of vodka

Bryan: Hahahaha.

Bryan: Well, they haven’t updated since 2006.

Sarah: True.

Bryan: But where’s the fun in mountain bike riding all the time?

Sarah: 2007 was a rough year for the other Bryan and Sarah

Bryan: Ugh. “We went and did some hippy nature-like junk and look at how wondrous we are sitting in front of a bunch of rocks!”

Sarah: some pad goat while hiking through the African horn

Bryan: If you want to take pictures in front of more rocks, we can.

Bryan: I’m happy to involve more rocks and dirt in our photos, if necessary.

Sarah: Don’t we have some pictures of us with rocks?

Bryan: Somewhere.

Sarah: I seem to remember us going hiking… oh… last in 2005

Bryan: Are the rocks surrounded by vodka bottles?

Sarah: No.

Bryan: Hmm…

Bryan: Do traffic cones count?

Sarah: I think we were in Malibu. That counts right?

Bryan: Hey, Malibu is kind of roughing it.

Sarah: Right? The PCH is only two lanes in parts

Bryan: Ha.

Bryan: The local Ralph’s was nearly 10 miles away.

Sarah: They’ve got pictures in Death Valley.

Sarah: I am sure we have pictures in Barstow at the Alien candy place somewhere

Bryan: Buying Greek food. Sure. Or maybe at that Taco Bell we used to stop at on the way to fun places, like Las Vegas.

Bryan: Instead of in the heat and dirt.

Sarah: Las Vegas is in the middle of the heat and dirt.

Bryan: Hey! We camped on Catalina Island! I don’t see any pictures of them with

buffalo rubbing against their tents!

Bryan: Or cooking orange muffins, or cake in a coffee can!

Bryan: They suck!

Sarah: True. Nor do I see them making muffins in oranges

Bryan: Indeed.

Bryan: I bet you’d kick their butts in a campfire cook-off contest.

Sarah: AND? Not canoodaling at the rusty water tower.

Sarah: Although considering they are brother and sister… that is probably for the best

Bryan: I’m not entirely sure about that, though.

Bryan: It’s rather disturbing how much they go on these outings together.

Bryan: You and I are pretty good with our family and neither of us sees our siblings in at

least a year or even longer.

Bryan: Siblings who hang out a lot weird me out.

Sarah: You know? Normal people think we’re the weird ones here.

Bryan: Whatever! We’re not weird.

Sarah: BUT this is how films like “Home for the Holidays” and “The Family Stone” are

made

Bryan: Ha. True enough.

Bryan: If you want to register sarahandbryan.com, go for it.

Bryan: Maybe some of bryanandsarah’s friends will get confused.

Sarah: maybe

Bryan: “Hey! What the hell are you guys doing get married?!? Grandma is going to die

when she sees these pictures! AHHHHH!!!”

Sarah: Or: “Hey, when did you guys get less active?”

Sarah: “I don’t see a stitch of Patagonia on this couple.”

Bryan: Hahahaha.

Bryan: Just to throw them off, I say steal a couple of their photos and put them on our

website.

Bryan: That’ll mix things up.

Sarah: That’s just mean. And will probably confuse people in our families who have not

seen us in some time.

Bryan: I’m now fascinated by this alternate pair of sarahandbryan.

Bryan: It’s like the Bizarro World us.

Sarah: You know what it is?

Bryan: What?

Sarah: They are SOOOO NorCal Bryan and Sarah

Bryan: This is true.

Sarah: and we are SOOOO SoCal Bryan and Sarah

Bryan: This is also true.

Bryan: You could always rename our website to “bryanandbutton.com”

Sarah: ya

Bryan: Or: weddingforbutton.com.

Sarah: awww

Sarah: BUTTON!

Bryan: Yep.

Bryan: Button is getting married.

Bryan: Now she’ll become “MarriedButton.”

Sarah: heh

Bryan: Well, maybe I’m being presumtuous that button might actually marry me.

Bryan: She could change her mind and find someone better. With bigger biceps.

Sarah: I bet Sarah of that Bryan and Sarah does not have that good of a nickname.

Bryan: Um. Hope not.

Bryan: Best nickname I ever came up for Cohn was, “Dork.”

Bryan: Sisters and brothers– even twins– shouldn’t invent pet names for one another.

Bryan: Unless they’re in a David Lynch film and are doing something vaguely sinister

and disturbing.

Sarah: HA!

Sarah: Maybe they’ll find sarahandbryan.com and resent us.

Sarah: And eventually we exchange emails

Sarah: and become friends

Sarah: and then we have to invite them to the wedding.

Bryan: This is a weird, weird little world you’re creating here.

Sarah: ;-P

Sarah: OK back to work with me.

Bryan: O.K.